Thank goodness Marek + Richard is throwing everyone living in Singlesville a bone! The U.S.-based brand knows that sometimes love sucks on Valentine’s Day. Sometimes what you really want is pizza and a blow job. Or if love is hurting this year, a line of crushed candy hearts and Grindr should do the trick.
The Marek + Richard Valentine’s Day lookbook release, entitled “Heartbreaker,” shows off looks with a hilariously bitter (or honest?) outlook on V-Day. The LUX SUX Drop Crotch Joggers take the cake—or rather, the first line of sugar. The trendy pants have a statement to make and they make it. In athletic lettering and fortune-cookie wisdom, “LUX SUX” is written across the front of the pants.
The Suck Itself Racerback Tank states pure fact rather than opinion. This look reads “It ain’t gonna suck itself.” The Marek + Richard Valentine’s Day lookbook also includes snapbacks. One reads “himbo,” and another has 2.5/3 video game hearts.
Notice: No teddy bears were harmed in the photographing of this promotion.
Is this photo shoot more in-tune with your Valentine’s Day plans? Do you think snorting a candy heart feels like love? Let us know in the comments below, or by tweeting us @underwearexpert.
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