Awry Static Short - Blue
DESCRIPTION
The Awry Static Short is a men's ultra-lightweight athletic short that makes a statement without saying a word. Featuring a bold static heather print and a daring 2-inch inseam, this airy, 4-way stretch short in Blue is shockingly practical — with hidden no-show zipper pockets that keep your essentials locked down without ruining the silhouette.
Key Features
- Fit — Relaxed waistband with a 2-inch inseam that skims the upper thigh. No drawstring for a clean exterior line. Size up for slightly more coverage; true to size guide otherwise. Model is 6'2" wearing a size M.
- Feel — 4-way stretch polyester-spandex blend that is ultra-lightweight and breathable — almost weightless on the body. The fabric is airy and moves freely with any range of motion.
- Design — Distinctive static heather print in Blue with a miniaturized rubber logo on the right leg. Hidden zipper pockets sit flush against the body for an uninterrupted silhouette.
- Coverage — 2-inch inseam provides minimal thigh coverage by design. Best for lounging at home, casual warm-weather wear, and social settings rather than high-intensity athletic activity.
Designer's Note
The STATIC Short was designed around the idea that bold doesn't have to mean complicated. The static heather print creates visual texture and movement without a single extra seam — dangerously distracting, but effortlessly wearable.
MATERIAL
90% Polyester / 10% Spandex
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
DISCREET SHIPPING
We ship in discreet packaging. The return address says "UEX Fulfillment". All US orders are fully discreet.
International Orders Only:
If you are ordering items to ship outside of the United States, there will be customs forms that contain product information if required by the destination country.
Size Assistant
Awry bottoms
Fits true to our size guide
| Size | Waist (in) | Waist (cm) |
| Small | 28-30 | 71-76 |
| Medium | 31-34 | 79-86 |
| Large | 35-38 | 89-97 |
| X-Large | 39-42 | 99-107 |
| 2X-Large | 43-46 | 109-117 |






























































































































