4.5
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
2 Reviews

Asset Hole Serum

By Asset

DESCRIPTION
Soothing daily serum for perianal skin health and radiance.
  • Soothes Tender, Stressed Perianal Skin
  • Hydrates & Strengthens Skin Barrier
  • Improves Skin Texture & Radiance
  • Rich in Ceramides, Botanicals, Vitamins
  • Gentle, pH Balanced, Non-Greasy
  • Derm-Approved & Made for Daily Use

How it works: 

Perianal skin, the skin around and on the anus, is much thinner and more delicate than other areas, gets weaker as we age, and is easily irritated (Fissures, Hemorrhoids, Inflammation) from all kinds of lifestyle factors:

  • Friction from wiping
  • Skin-stripping harsh soaps
  • Anal play
  • Irritants in wet wipes
  • Hard stools
  • Pregnancy
  • Weight lifting
  • Sitting or standing too long
  • Constipation and straining

For over two years, Asset collaborated with a renowned dermatologist and multiple cosmetic chemists to develop more than 80 versions of Hole Serum.

The result is a perfected cosmetic formula that nourishes this sensitive area with a buttload of botanicals, vitamins, antioxidants, and ceramides. These ingredients support the skin's natural rejuvenation, leading to more resilient, better-looking, and healthier-feeling skin.

Who it's For:

  • Irritation Sufferers: Anyone dealing with regular irritation, dryness, or discomfort back there.
  • Skincare Enthusiasts: Anyone who wants smoother, healthier, better-looking perianal skin.
  • Recovery & Aftercare Needs: Post-colonoscopy, perianal or rectal surgery; Brazilian waxing, anal shaving or hair removal; anal play or post-sex; postpartum (pregnancy & labor)

Ingredients:

Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Arachidyl Alcohol, Behenyl Alcohol, Arachidyl Glucoside, Isoamyl Laurate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Panthenol, Betaine, Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Butter, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Root Extract, Bisabolol, Aesculus Hippocastanum (Horse Chestnut) Seed Extract, Ruscus Aculeatus (Butcher's Broom) Root Extract, Collinsonia Canadensis (Stoneroot) Extract, Centella Asiatica (Gotu Kola) Extract, Glycyrrhiza Glabra (Licorice) Root Extract, Ceramide NP, Ceramide AP, Ceramide AS, Ceramide NG, Ceramide EOP, Tocopherol, Allantoin, Cholesterol, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Glyceryl Stearate, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, 1,2-Hexanediol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sodium Phytate, Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Phenoxyethanol, Sorbic Acid.

Warnings:

If you are pregnant, nursing, or have a medical condition, we recommend reviewing the products you use with your doctor to make sure they are appropriate for you.

For external use only. Patch test before use. If irritation occurs, rinse off and discontinue.

Hole Serum is a super skin-nourishing cosmetic formula, not a magic potion—put the taboo behind you and confidently show your ass to your doctor if you're unsure about anything.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

DISCREET SHIPPING

We ship in discreet packaging. The return address says "UEX Fulfillment". All US orders are fully discreet.

International Orders Only:
If you are ordering items to ship outside of the United States, there will be customs forms that contain product information if required by the destination country.

4.5
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
Based on 2 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 1 Total 4 star reviews: 1 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
2 reviews
  • JOhn B.
    Verified Buyer
    Reviewing
    Asset Hole Serum One Size
    I recommend this product
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    4 months ago
    This product was fine. My concern is with my overall subscription. Please read below.

    Hi there,

    I’m very happy with the products overall, but I wanted to flag a small issue with my most recent order and make sure things are set up correctly going forward.

    It looks like two items from a previous order were included again, while only one of the items I was currently hoping for came through. This may have happened when I updated my credit card information and older details carried over.

    Could you please help me review and confirm my current preferences so future orders reflect exactly what I want?

    I also wanted to ask about shipping charges — I’ve noticed I’m often paying around $27–$30 at the post office upon delivery. If this is expected to continue, I’d appreciate knowing whether there’s a way to reduce or avoid those costs.

    Thanks very much for your help — I really appreciate it.

    Best,

    John Barry

    519 932 0463

  • James V. O.
    Verified Buyer
    Reviewing
    Asset Hole Serum One Size
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 months ago
    Excellent

    Makes me feel clean, comfortable and nice!

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