3 Best Underwear Rules for Scoring

Everyone has lucky underwear: the pair worn to an interview, baseball game, or Friday night poker. They come in all shapes, colors, and sizes; the only thing that matters is that they make you feel like a stallion and perhaps in the possession of magical powers. A whole lot more consideration must go into choosing underwear for the nights where you’ve done your manscaping, picked up rubber hoods, and are feeling like John Travolta in Grease, however. We’re talking about date night here, guys. Don’t worry, the underwear rules for getting laid are easy to follow and guarantee success.*

Girls get the skinny black dress, the number they can put on and look smokin’ in anywhere. When it comes to date night, men have access to the same sort of trusty wardrobe piece, except it’s not a dress, it’s your underwear. New, black, tight underwear.

Follow our three best underwear rules for getting laid, and you’ll be swapping out your entire drawer for tight, black briefs in no time.

*We can’t really guarantee success, but we wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

Photo Credit: Adrian C. Martin and Gustavo G. Valladares, Emporio Armani, D Hedral, Gregg Homme

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