NSFW: Top 5 Celebrity Bulges

by The Underwear Expert

Some celebrities cannot help but let it all hang out. Of course, by celebrities we are referring to the men of Hollywood exclusively and by it we mean – well… you know.

Thanks to the paparazzi and The Underwear Expert’s critical eye, we’ve assembled a list of the Top 5 Celebrity Bulges. Some guys made it on the list due to the sheer frequency of exposure, some due to impressiveness of package, and some (Jon Hamm, cough cough) due to both.

The question should be asked: did we assemble this list of celebrity bulges to call attention to a growing trend? Well, no. But, we will say that while we believe in wearing underwear at all times, we do think it’s OK for some guys to occasionally go commando and feel good about it. Don’t be afraid of what nature gave ya, guys.

And now, with no further ado, The Underwear Expert’s Top 5 Celebrity Bugles. Maybe stop scrolling here if you’re at work!

#5 David Beckham’s soccer shorts make for some excellent bulge shots.

#4 Yeah, we’re not sure what John Mayer was thinking either, but this is a must when lining up celebrity bulges.

#3 Before long, Jon Hamm will need an agent for his bulge alone.

#2 Mark Wahlberg has been flaunting his bulge for over 20 years now. No one is complaining are they?

#1 Zac Efron may have started as a child star, but clearly he’s no child any longer. We place him at the top in hopes there are plenty more to come.

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3 Comments

  1. SweetRochesterNY says:

    Um it is pretty clear Zac has something flesh on under those blue pants probably AC front bulge correct underwear. Look closer! You can see top of waist band

  2. SweetRochesterNY says:

    Um it is pretty clear Zac has something flesh on under those blue pants probably AC front bulge correct underwear. Look closer! You can see top of waist band

  3. Zac and Mark are the smaller of this funky bunch.

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