Review: Male Power Ding Dong Rings With Novelty

Andrew Christian RetroPop

Item reviewed: Male Power Ding Dong Bikini

About the product:  The Male Power Ding Dong Bikini is a one-size-fits-most novelty bikini featuring an anatomically correct, red-tipped, jingle ball pouch. It’s made from a satin-like black fabric (90% polyester and 10% spandex) and has a thin, covered elastic waistband.

What we like: This frisky bikini is good for some silly, sexy fun. The jingle-bell will announce your arrival before you enter a room, and though I’d normally consider myself more of a Prancer or Vixen, the red-tip of the anatomically correct pouch made me Rudolph for the night. Good, frisky fun.

When we’d wear them: Under the mistletoe. On Santa’s lap. At a meeting of confirmed naughty-listers.

Who we’d recommend them to: This is for the guy who likes to ring in the holidays with a naughty surprise for his special someone. The one-size-fits-most sizing was a bit problematic on this small-to-medium reviewer. It may be best on a medium-to-large guy. It takes someone with confidence and a sense of humor to celebrate this bikini’s sense of cocky good cheer.

In three words: Fun. Naughty. Jingle-Dangle.


For more information on this brand: Male Power

Photo Credit: Male Power

Product Supplied by Male Power


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