So you waited as long as could to stuff those stockings. Finishing our list of stocking stuffers is the Gregg Homme MARTINI String. It’s the smallest and most revealing look we chose, no doubt. This is good, because if the person’s stocking is already full, this tiny piece of underwear can still fit. And while there is no way around this look’s unbeatable sexiness, it has classy accents to dress it up.
Dec. 25: Gregg Homme MARTINI String – ($19.95)
Who you should give it to: Someone you are currently having, or hope to have sex with. If not, then yourself!
Why we want it in our stocking: The Gregg Homme MARTINI String is a center seamed pouch and a 1/4 inch elastic strap — that’s pretty much it. But because this comes from Gregg Homme, you know it has elegant touches. The thin band that wraps under and around you features a dotted line print. The dots look like stitching, and make the g-string as dressy as this minimal kind of underwear can be. The defining pouch is also accented with a Gregg Homme emblem front and center.
What the card should say: I bet you thought this was shoelaces when you pulled them from your stocking. Love you, come find me in the bedroom.
Available colors: Black, White, Red
Is the Gregg Homme MARTINI String a sexy enough present to make up for being late? Would you get this for yourself? Let us know in the comments below, or by tweeting us @underwearexpert.
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Photo Credit: Gregg Homme
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