ANOTHER CHAPTER? COME ON!
The two Hansels ran naked, as far and fast as they could, until they arrived at the shores of a giant lake. They collapsed, exhausted.
“We’re going to die!” said Hansel.
“We deserve better!” Hansel moaned.
Then they sobbed like little babies.
“Pull yourselves together,” said the duck. (Yes, you read that right.) The duck was staring at them from the water. It was a fantastic magical thing, with neon wings and spangled feathers. “My name is Lachapelle The Duck, and I’m here to save you!”
“You’re going to carry us across the lake?” asked Hansel.
“AS IF!?!” said Lachapelle. “But I do have these for you.” He tossed two bathing suits at the naked twins. The Intymen Army Fatigue Trunk and the aussieBum Truth Swim Brief.
“Now cover up your balls,” said Lachapelle, “this is a children’s story for god’s sake!” Then he swam away.
The two Hansels slipped on the bathing suits.
“You look amazing!” said Hansel.
“You look fantastic!” said Hansel.
And they dove in the water and swam towards home ……
…..And they were never heard from again.
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