ATTENNNSION! You ready to protect your privates, Private?! I thought so. Then get your no-good-sorry-mamma-loving keester into The Rounderbum Army Collection on the double! The looks include boxer briefs ($22.50) or trunks ($22.50) and are perfect for hiding your goods when you’re in the army!
The Rounderbum Army collection has been designed with a patented Rounderbum design that gives you more support along with gluteal definition and volume. What you smirking about, son? You got a problem with the word gluteal? You want me to glue teal to your face?! I thought not. These boxer briefs and trunks will accommodate any shaped behind with perfection. The 93% cotton/7% elastane blend used in the look is designed with perfection in mind, making sure it won’t be seen no matter what you Wartime Wallies decide to wear when you’re out of uniform.
But I know you’ll want to show off a little bit, so they left the waistband nice and thick in a solid color with the raised logo repeating around the ring of your hips. I know what you’re saying: “but sarge, do you wear em? And, how we gonna get a pair of these for ourselves?” The answer to that is simple. “Yes and use the shop section below, soldier!” They come in red, green, grey, and blue. TEN HUP!
The Rounderbum Army Collection is available in sizes S-XL.
Think you’ll feel like a soldier in these? What activities do you train hard for? Let us know with a comment below or by tweeting @underwearexpert.
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