Earth Boys Are… In The Garcon Model Mansion Briefs

Garcon Model Mansion Briefs

We’re not sure if you noticed, but the Garcon Model Mansion Briefs are really, really, pink! We mean, wowie-zowie! These awesome and stylish briefs ($28) are so hot they can be seen from space (by super hot aliens).

The Garcon Model Mansion Briefs are 82% nylon and 18% elastane, which is a noticeably high ratio. We’re used to single digit elastane numbers, but here we’re nearing 20%. That’s a good sign, because it means the hug and hold of these briefs are going to be so good, you’ll never have to concern yourself with a tug up or a readjustment.

The pouch on the briefs is seamed, but the backside is not. The entire look is lined with black piping and a wide black elastic waistband. The Garcon Model logo is most definitely noticeable in its repeated pattern across  the waistband, because it is as hot pink as the rest of the look. And best of all, Garcon Model cares about how you feel. The waistband is super soft and won’t dig into your hips. The entire look is also tagless, because itching is not cool. No sir.

It’s possible that the Garcon Model Mansion Briefs got their name because they are the height of sexy fashion. But we think it’s because, in these, you’ll be taking whoever you want back to your mansion (if you squint, your apartment will look like one, trust us).

The Garcon Model Mansion Briefs are available in sizes S-XL.

If aliens saw you from space in these and landed on Earth to meet you, what would you say to them? Think carefully — you’ve been tasked with being the first human to make a good impression. Let us know with a comment below or by tweeting @underwearexpert

For more information on this brand: Garcon Model

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