George Clooney Inspires ‘Ball Ironing’ Treatment

When George Clooney cracks a joke, Hollywood listens. And when that joke pertains to a spa treatment for a crack-adjacent body part, Hollywood spas scramble to make it happen.

In a recent magazine interview, Clooney joked that he’s less worried about crows feet on his mug than how his boys are faring down below. The adored actor spoke about having his balls ‘ironed,’ to give them back a certain youthful look:

“I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like wrinkles. It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ‘ball ironing.'”

Come to think of it, it’s hard to tell whether Clooney is actually joking about his smooth, pressed balls or not. Nevertheless, a Santa Monica spa does in fact offer such a treatment called ‘Tighten the Tackle.” For $575, this below the belt beauty procedure for men offers to even out skin tone, remove discoloration and ingrown hairs, and provide an overall tightening of the external skin.

What do you think about the George Clooney ball ironing craze? Would you iron your balls as well as your shorts?


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