Have you ever talked to someone who claimed, “I don’t really wear underwear?” For us hardcore underwear fans, it can be tough to know what to say when confronted by a commando kid. Maybe you want to help them see the error of their ways, but you don’t know how to show them the light. We put together a list of 9 reasons underwear matters so that you’ll be better prepared. Next time someone says that underwear is unnecessary, show them this list and maybe you’ll have a new brother in underwear love.
9. Everyone gets caught with their pants down.
It happens to the best of us. Don’t let this awkward moment become even more embarrassing. You want your unexpected strip tease to leave them thinking about how cool your underwear was, not judging your anatomy.
8. Surprise sleepovers.
You never know where you’ll need to crash. It’s best to at least have the option of not sleeping nude. I mean, who wants to wear someone else’s underwear anyways??
7. We can see your junk.
What’s that peeking around the corner? Ah, the subtle outline of John’s ham. Lovely. Underwear helps to keep guest appearances at a minimum.
6. Strip poker.
Wonder why you keep losing? Everyone else has another layer. Underwear keeps you in for at least one more hand.
5. Semi-skinny dipping.
Or would it be called chubby dipping? Sometimes you just gotta swim, but it’s not really the right mood for total nudity. A pair of briefs ensures a good time no matter what the scenario.
Ever heard of lucky underwear? Don’t be the downfall of your favorite football team. Wear underwear and enter Lady Luck’s passionate embrace.
3. You never know when you’ll run into The Underwear Expert.
We stop people on the street all the time to ask them about the underwear they’re wearing. Wait, you’re not wearing any? Looks like you won’t be on the site.
2. Everyone wants to pull a Risky Business.
One of the purest joys in life is dancing in your underwear, slightly buzzed on rum and coke. Don’t miss out.
1. Underwear is awesome!
Seriously, what’s your problem? Underwear is the best.
Photo Credit: Andrew Christian, Boxers or Briefs, Cover Male, Mens Swim and Under, Mundo Unico