Age: 45
Occupation: Nurse
Residence: Portland, Oregon
Spotted: West 10th & 6th Ave.
Relationship Status: Married
Self-Proclaimed Style: Old, married and boring.
Brand He’s Wearing: Jockey
Favorite Style: Briefs
Favorite Brand: “I don’t know.”
Expert Words to Live By: “I used to be fairly cool, but then I got old.”
Just giving his stats is more a job for manhunt.