Jason Biggs, The American Pie actor who fornicated with an apple pie for millions to see, has out-done himself. It seems he’s “leaked” a [fake?] Magic Mike audition tape in which he flubs lines and, ultimately, strips down to a black thong (the dance leading up to his trow-dropping moment is eerily fun to watch, by the way, kind of like the aftermath of a car accident.) The video doesn’t need much more expelling than that. Fake or not, leaked or not, we’re very happy we stumbled across this.