Nasty Pig’s Systematic Jock

The Collection:
NAME: Systematic
COLORS: Green, yellow, black / Blue, white, black / Red, yellow, black
BOTTOMS: Jock, Brief

The Man:
WAIST: 29″
BRIEF WORN: Small Blue, white, black Systematic Jock

The Basics:
RISE: Low-Rise
FUNCTION: Fun, Bedroom, Casual, Athletic
FIT: True to size
RETAIL: $25.00
FABRIC: 95% cotton, 5% Spandex
LAUNDERING: Separately machine wash warm, tumble dry.

The Look: Sturdy, Sexy and Fun.

The Design:  100% new school, according to Nasty Pig. And we’d have to agree. Designed with comic colors and sturdy overlays of fabric, this jock pops and then pops again. This underwear was designed to speak for you, not sit back and relax: it says, I’m fun, I’m game–let’s play rough. The white, black, and blue horizontally striped waistband wraps around and is topped, in the center above the pouch, with the Nasty Pig logo. The pouch itself mimics the stripes of the waistband, but with a combination of both vertical and horizontal stripes. The ribbed cotton blend fabric serves a genuine purpose (to shrink and grow with the wearer), but helps this brief look sturdy and thick, too.

The Fit:  For a jockstrap, exceptional. It cups the package perfectly, and the elastic straps that wrap the glutes are tight enough for men with small backsides and because they’re elastic, fine for men with big ones, too. The thick-ish fabric takes some getting used to, and in all seriousness, might be a burden under tight pants, but that’s not to say it doesn’t wear comfortably. In fact, it does make for a comfortable wear, just one you’re constantly aware of.

The Construction:  No complaints here! For as much as is going on with this jock, it’s finely done. Stitches are solid, and in the pouch, invisible. The fabric is of great quality, and especially evident in the inside of the pouch, which is most important.

The Underwear Expert Opinion: This jockstrap was definitely designed to make a statement, and make a statement it does. For the conservative, this pair of underwear really won’t appeal. For the man who whole heartedly embraces his sexuality, though (and in a fun way), this jockstrap is right up your alley. It’s equal parts fun, daring and awesome–with a healthy sprinkle of nasty.


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