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For some people, choosing a Halloween costume is a matter of choose a fake way to die. If you want to be an undead Garrett Neff this year, we think shark attack victim is the way to go. We base this idea off of a picture of him that is one of our favorites. He isn’t dead or dying in the picture, obviously. But this look can go two ways. One, you’re a guy taking a selfie with a shark. Or two, you’re a guy who was eaten by a shark.
Hugo Boss Balance Pima Cotton Trunk: $32
Black and red plaid button-down: $35, or free if you find your old one
Gold chain necklace: 25¢ from the machine at your convenience store
Design Toscano NE100073 Revenge of The Great White Shark Hanging Sculpture: $3,107.50
Would you make a friend dress up as the shark to save money? Let us know in the comments below or by tweeting us @underwearexpert.
Photo Credit: Garrett Neff, Freshpair, Amazon