XTRA NSFW: Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant Crowns Victor

The first annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant was held at King County Bar this weekend, where five contestants made it through to the final round for a shot at the title and a $200 cash prize. In the end, competition came down to the wire (or tape measure, rather) with The Delivery Man (pictured far right above) claiming the afternoon’s ultimate title.

As underwear enthusiasts, we (like our favorite garment) embrace and support packages of all sizes. But somebody had to win, and from the looks of it—he earned it. The three rounds consisted of an evening wear competition, for which the contestants suited up their little guys in something of an underwear tuxedo. With baby socks sewn into thongs adorned with bow ties and buttons, the appendages of the hour were ready to walk the red carpet (or bar top, in this case).

The talent round came next, followed by everyone’s favorite part of any pageant—the swimsuit competition. For this round, the men got creative with some (very revealing) tulle numbers in which they also stepped up for their final measurements.  The encouraging crowd cheered on the afternoon’s contestants throughout for a fun day had by all.

Check out the NSFW photo coverage below, and just in case you’re not one to flaunt it—we’ve got you covered with the best pouch enhancing underwear.

Photo Credit: Dodge&Burn

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