In Times of Uncertainty, Heroes Will Rise

The subtext is clear enough for Diesel’s just launched line of superhero underwear… Giving average men the world over super powers through boxer briefs, this line is excellent cross promotion for DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Diesel, a clever ploy to get men to embrace and collect their skivvies like they did when they were five, and the most awesomest awesome superhero underwear that ever existed.  Ok, maybe a stretch, but the four briefs in the collection do boast some pretty fun and exciting features that would make even the most grounded superhero take flight.

Batman, The Joker, Green Lantern and The Flash star in this just released collection.   The Flash Boxer, made with heat sensitive fabric and a thermo-sensitive print, sends lighting bolts across your hips the hotter you get.  And the Batman Boxer, made with a logo jacquard waistband and special print reveals a black armour design over time which means the more you wear, wash, and yes, scratch, the more your glutes will resemble those of the dark knight.  The Green Lantern Boxer reveals a special design when exposed to light (get out those black lights, boys.)  The Joker Boxer features a photo print acid effect – the colors, and the waistband, look like they’re literally falling off the fabric.

One thought on “In Times of Uncertainty, Heroes Will Rise

  1. ogalre says:

    where can someone buy Diesel Superheros items? I’ve looked on Amazon, freshpair, undergear and Diesel’s website, none have them.

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